Sunday, March 21, 2010

TOPS & FLOPS: A WEEK IN FASHION!

From star-studded premieres to charity galas, Hollywood's hottest donned their most daring duds. Who's outfit was super lame and who's got game? You Rate!

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Saturday, March 20, 2010

Madonna's Latest Outfit Is a Cougar Grand Slam Read

Madonna, Jesus LuzJames Devaney/Getty Images
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Aw, Madge, you never fail to impress.

While enjoying a night out in NYC with boy-toy Jesus Luz, the Material Mom works all sorts of cub-chasing material goods:

Coat resembling the hide of an an animal? Check.

Stringy hair with dark roots? Oh yeah.

Age-inappropriate minidress? Uh-huh.

Sky-high thigh-highs? You know it!

You gotta hand it to her, when Madonnadecides to do something, she sure goes all out.

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Meet the New John Mayer?

John MayerLester Cohen/Getty Images

Who would have thought the words sexual napalm could be so life changing? First off, it put Jessica Simpson back on the radar (conveniently before her press tour for her new show), and it also solidified John Mayeras possibly one of the sluttiest of slutty men in Hollywood.

After Mayer's Playboy interview, many began to question whether his sex-and-tell could be a career kiss of death. With multiple onstage teary apologies for being an asshole and claiming to "quit the media game," John's breakdowns sounded like he was ready to stop being such a douche.

Talk is cheap in this town, but messy Mayer's behavior at a Hollywood to-do last night may prove otherwise:

Mayer lent that über-talented voice of his to charity, performing at the Fleur de Lys estate in Beverly Hills. The first Ferrari 458 Italia in North America was being auctioned off with all proceeds going to the William J. Clinton Foundation and Catholic Medical Mission board to support their work in Haiti.

John, who is currently on tour, flew all the way back to L.A. after a show in Atlanta for his one-night performance. Score one for effort.

As the party started, the notoriously chatty J.M. skipped out on press and just took photos. We know, we were shocked too! He hung out with a couple of guys skimming the Ferraris on display rather than with a few hard-bodied girls lingering around him.

Around 8:20, Jennifer Aniston's ex-beau took the stage and sang and strummed about six songs, including "Your Body Is a Wonderland."

"It was a big hit, but a lot of people made fun of me [for this song]," Mayer joked about his sensitive love ballad. Shocking that this is the same raunchy guy we all now know.

After ending the show, John thanked the crowd and said, "Now I'm ready to come drink with all of you!"

Uh-oh, party boy's back, huh? Totally wrong.

John walked off the stage, took pics with a few guests (including Katie Cassidy, who ran over for a photo op with him) and was ready to leave the party.

But what about those drinks?

"No, no drinks for me," John said as he was exiting the gigantic estate. "I'm heading back to work. I'm off to fly."

Mayer is due in Memphis, Tenn., for a concert tonight.

So what do you all think:

Is this new and mature John for real, or are we just catching him in the middle of his PR comeback campaign?



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Heidi Klum’s firm breasts in the next Allure

*Source: CelebPulp.com

This year her and hubby Seal are planning their renewal of vows which should be as grandiose as their Halloween party.

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

Ladies and gentlemen this woman, Heidi Klum, has 4 (four) children and her tits aren’t saggy yet. She will be in the next issue of Allure magazine, bearing it all for us to see. She is simply beautiful.

This year her and hubby Seal are planning their renewal of vows which should be as grandiose as their Halloween party.


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Friday, March 19, 2010

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Loves Doctors, Raised Amish

*Source: Celebrity-Gossip.net

He’s married to Oscar-winning actress Sandra Bullock, but that didn’t stop Jesse James from taking up with stripper/adult website star Michelle “Bombshell” McGee.

McGee is a San Diego-based tattoo model, sporting an entire body of different ink works. She has also worked as an adult entertainer on the SoCalGlamourGirls website.

On her profile, she writes, "Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I'm actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugardaddy to teach me and be my sexy mentor."

McGee also claims to have completed two years of medical school. "Now, I especially love to have affairs with doctors. Their medical talk makes me hot! I love to be challenged, and I love to put know-it-all doctors in their place."

Michelle claims to have been raised by strict Amish parents but that all changed when she turned sixteen. "I left the church when I was 16 years old and never looked back. I moved out to California and I got tattooed, never looked back."

Photo Credit: SplashNewsOnline.com

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Heidi Montag, a simple bio on blond beauty

*Source: TheHollywoodGossip.com

Ah, Heidi Montag.

The controversial, plastic, duck-lipped, attention-loving blonde is a co-star on MTV's hit reality series, The Hills, and has become a bona fide celebrity in the past couple of years.

Such Fake Hills

Birthplace: Crested Butte, Colorado
Age: 23
Birthday: September 15, 1986

Even we are amazed at how huge Heidi Montag has gotten - both in terms of celebrity and regarding her chest area. Seriously, the way those things grew is truly remarkable.

She's the former best pal of the show's star, Lauren Conrad, and the current girlfriend / fiancee / girlfriend fiancee and now WIFE of that slime ball and master manipulator Spencer Pratt.

A Colorado native, Heidi Montag has become a complete media whore in recent years, doing just about anything for attention - if you're reading this celebrity gossip site in the first place, you probably noticed.

That's all good with us, really.

After all, what would The Hollywood Gossip even be without Heidi Montag to talk about? She's doing her best to milk her 15 minutes of fame for all they're worth, too - she's got a CD and her own fashion line coming out, and rakes in the cash for staged bikini photos like no celebrity in history.

Think Heidi Montag is trying to steal the spotlight from former BFF Lauren Conrad just a little? It's working.

We look forward to following Heidi's career (if you can call it that) as it continues to reach new lows, or highs, however you look at it. Same with Spencer Pratt. Reportedly, they got married on November 20, 2008, in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Whether that's true or whether it's just a stunt, you can guarantee they are cashing in on it and will continue trying to make money at every turn for the foreseeable future. Which is all that matters.

Bless your hearts, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. We love to hate you, but you play the game to perfection.

Fake Boobs on Display
Fake Boobs on Display
Rating: 3.0 / 10.0
Buffoons
Buffoons
Rating: 1.0 / 10.0
Crystal Balling
Crystal Balling
Rating: 9.0 / 10.0

Montag Cleavage
Montag Cleavage
Rating: 5.9 / 10.0
Just Heidi
Just Heidi
Rating: 8.0 / 10.0
A Barbie Wannabe
A Barbie Wannabe
Rating: 7.0 / 10.0

Gnarly Heidi Montag
Gnarly Heidi Montag
Rating: 10.0 / 10.0
Fake Heidi Pic
Fake Heidi Pic
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Thursday, March 18, 2010

Joslyn James to Drop Sext Bomb on Tiger

Joslyn James, one of many Tiger Woods mistresses, is prepared to start properly cashing in on her notoriety by releasing "sexts" from the world's #1 golfer.

The porn star, whose dalliances with Tiger are said to have upset Elin Woods even more than most of his affairs, is going public today with more dirt on him.

TMZ says Joslyn James is about to release text messages he sent to her, as well as "other revealing items", stating, "It's time to tell the truth about Tiger."

Don't we already know at this point? Oh who cares, it'll be fun!

Joslyn James PictureDeeply Sorry

We can't imagine Joslyn James has anything new or that shocking to say at this point, but you never know with the Tiger Woods scandal. He is full of surprises!

After the Jaimee Grubbs voicemail and the emails to Rachel Uchitel, what is there about Tiger Woods we don't know at this point? Dude nailed a lot of girls. We get it.

Just the same, Joslyn James will release a ton of stuff, apparently, at 11:00 EDT today, including scores of "shocking" never-before-seen text messages from Tiger.

The best part? She set up a website to promote this..

The URL? www.sextingjoslynjames.com.

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Kim Kardashian: Same Kurves, New Kalendar

Having already provided a sneak peek of her 2011 kalendar back in 2009 (she's nothing if not forward thinking), Kim Kardashian has offered look this week.

The professional celebrity is doing two 2011 calendars, in fact. "One with my blonde hair and one with brunette hair," she writes on her official blog. Wooo.

"We did the blonde shoot last year right before I went back to my darker look," Kardashian wrote. "And then decided I wanted to capture the blonde look."

"What better way to do that than to create a calendar?"

Truly, one cannot argue with that profound thought.

Kleavage Pic

BRING ON '11: With pics like this koming our way, 2010 seems so dull.

As for the dark-haired version, photographer Nick Saglimbeni snapped her in skin-tight bathing suits showcasing the star's famous curves and signature badonk.

"My wonderful glam squad, Mario, Monica and Frankie, were all there to work their magic and we had such a fun time on set," the 29-year-old dutifully reports.

"I hope you guys are going to love the calendars."

We have no doubt we will. This is what she does. This and star in a reality show that she is apparently getting too huge for the network to afford keeping her on.

Don't ask us who's shelling out that much money for Kim. Maybe kalendar kustomers? Click to enlarge more Kim Kardashian pictures from her shoot below ...

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Michelle "Bombshell" McGee: Jesse James Mistress, Tattoo Model, Stripper, Porn Star, Mother of Two

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The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest: March 18

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where THG readers try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below!

Today's subject? Robert Pattinson, posing with adoring fans on the promotional tour for Remember Me. What would be a great caption for this picture?

You tell us! Just click "Comments" and send in your caption(s) - as many as you like. We'll announce the winner tomorrow. Best of luck to all...

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Adios! ‘Idol’ boots group act, cuts right singer

Lacey Brown may not have been the worst, but she never found her rhythm

After the wackiness of last week’s semifinal round that saw Lilly Scott among the surprising eliminations, it was a relief that there were no big shocks in this week’s “American Idol” voting.

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LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 17: (L-R) Contestants Lacey Brown, Paige Miles and Katie Stevens onstage at the American Idol Season 9 Top 12 to 11 Elimination Show on March 17, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Michael Becker/PictureGroup)
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It’s hard to argue with Lacey Brown getting sent home, or the judges’ refusal to use their save on her. She wasn’t great this week and never really found her rhythm while on the show. And if she wasn’t really the worst performer this week, she also wasn’t close to being the best.

It would also have been hard to argue withPaige Miles or Tim Urban — the other members of the bottom three — getting the boot. But ultimately there was a reason that both deserved to stick around. Miles had laryngitis Tuesday while she was performing and could still barely talk on Wednesday, while Urban at least tried to do something different by bringing the Stones to Jamaica and getting the reggae vibe going — even if it failed miserably.


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